Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I did it. It was somewhat sureal to come to such a decision and realize I may no longer be the harry-backed, tobacco spitting, scratch my privates in public, manly man i never was, and fully embrace my identity as a white middle-classed suburban parent or almost 2 kids. There is no turning back now. I traded in my pick-up (or truck for you city folk) on a minivan. Not just any minivan a 2002 Toyota Sienna (pictures soon to come). It even has the all-american flip down tv in the cieling. Some may consider this an act of emasculation for a man such as myself but I simply consider it to be the ultimate sacrafice of a father for his progeny.
Speaking of which, there are only three weeks until the newest addition to the whipple brood arrives.
Thats all for know I have to go ice my goods and try to recovery from such a day as this.




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March 16, 2007 at 11:57 am
tjlyttle
you could still attempt to retain your masculinity by ricing out the minivan. Of course that would result in uproarious laughter from people like me.
also, as far as the flip down tv, do you have the movie fievel goes west? cuz if you do, i would like to ride with you…um…somewhere…haha
I bet you would be the ultimate soccer dad